"Your mistake does not constitute my emergency"
I think there must be a dozen versions of this out there.
The military version is:
"A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
"Hay is for horses.
Straw is cheaper. Grass is free.
Horses eat it, why can't we?"
... unless you are making or wrapping presents."If you have to make sure that no one is looking - then you probably shouldn't be doing it
...If you have to make sure that no one is looking - then you probably shouldn't be doing it
unless you are making or wrapping presents.
"...
Or fixing a wedgie... (is that how you spell that?)
Yes. And some things should just be done in private so you don't need to make sure no one is looking. Like wrapping presents... yeah we'll go with that one.