So DDD - are you still you know? Drinking cigarettes and smoking the booze?

Discussion in 'Parent Emeritus' started by Star*, May 26, 2011.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Now that things are calming down? Or (said in my best schoo teacher bravado)

    ARE YOU GOING TO USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE AND A CRUTCH? :flirtysmile3: (don't hate me cause I'm beautiful) PFT.
  2. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    I wanna smoke booze but I think it would interfere with my medications!
  3. witzend

    witzend Well-Known Member

    I was wondering, as well...
  4. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    I have a plan. :bow: BUT........:nonono:........I'm not sharing it!

    Failure is ugly but public failure is even uglier. You guys will be the first to know if I can get a handle on the cigarette problem. on the other hand, you needn't worry about the drinking. I finished off my Cutty bottle and don't plan to buy a replacement for a few weeks.

    by the way, so you all will know how "calm" my life is daily, Since the meeting yesterday I am on track for a new program I just heard about where difficult child would spend two weeks in a training program run by a major hotel chain teaching disabled how to work in hotels/restaurants. The laundry is stacked up high. And....GFGmom has a cyst "the size of a small grapefruit" that will require a hysterectomy asap. difficult child will be taking care of her house and his little sister who is a MAJOR difficult child as his "Mom" won't be able to do anything for six to eight weeks. Sigh!

    Sigh! What a life! DDD
  5. DammitJanet

    DammitJanet Well-Known Member Staff Member

    Ive got a cyst for
  6. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Starbie......proof that I'm ragged out.......I just NOW picked up the play on words! Good Grief, where did that swift DDD go?

    Don't worry I'm not smoking Cutty!
  7. Star*

    Star* call 911

    Yeah but i bet it would be an interesting night!
  8. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    Would it be easier on my tummy if I smoked my bourbon? Cause even a small amount ends up making me sick and I LIKE bourbon. I have a bottle that I occasionally open and smell but am just not brave enough to even try a sip after how sick the last few times I had a small amount made me. I am talking half a shot glass, with NO medications in my system to interact with, and it still made me sick as a dog. That is why I only have a little airplane bottle size bottle of it in the house. I do have rum but only because I keep some vanilla beans in the bottle for use as vanilla in cooking.

    So what exactly do I have to do to smoke my bourbon?
  9. DDD

    DDD Well-Known Member

    Hmmm, Susiestar...good question. Did you notice in the thread that Starbie seems to know? She is such a creative intelligent person I bet she does know the science of it. :rofl: DDD