'Stang -
Pootie is probably still sleeping after having her brother MR STINKY (still lol) here. If I didn't have to work - I know I would be in bed. Rudy kept us up all night Tuesday. Dude was sick and Dad went to get him - came in the yard and BLAMO - Mr. Stinky here again. (Remember Dad said NO to Mr. Stinky - don't bring him around, we don't want to see him) - (UGH come on he's a baaaaaby)
For those of you whom I did NOT bare my soul to and confess - I have a new Granddog. (DO NOT EVEN FLAME ME FOR THIS) because you could NOT possibly do any more charcoaling of my idiot son than I did. WE ARE LIVID. The last thing this boy needs is a puppy. The only difference is this particular puppy - is being monitored heavily, and the first time his needs are not met? He goes - and NOT to live with Grandma and Grandpa like Pootie.
So Pootie and Casper were up with me and Rudy ALL MR. STINKING night long. I have bags under my eyes so bad - someone walked past me and before they could open their mouth I said "Paper or PLASTIC?" and kept walking. Dude has been so sick - we brought him to the house. We were worried about the flu, because he, his boss and his boss' family have the same thing. I think it's just allergies....but hey what do I know I only got you to survive through 18 years.
Tell Chester if he can behave..(ROFLMBO) that I will have Pootie send him an email tonight when she has regained her strength. My Poor Glitter Britches. Her fanny ran out of sparkles about 6:30 - but she STILL baby sat so I could go to work, her Dad could sleep in, and Uncle Casper didn't kill him. (casper said if he didn't bees quiet he had considered sitting on him) lol. (Grumpy old Putz)
Chester
Remember you have a little Princess here that thinks the world of you as a friend. She has earned some computer time by keeping her toys picked up, babysitting her brother and has been working on THALL SHALT not coveting thy brothers rawhide. Just because you are faster and younger and can GET both rolls in your mouth doesn't mean you get to HAVE both.
I hope that by the time she writes you your behavior is such that your Mom will give you some computer time. Pootie is a sensitive girl and would feel so sad and rejected if her BFFF's brother didn't return the email. THEN her GRRRRRRandma would instruct her to forget a friend who didn't care enough to behave and write her back. Get where I'm going with this CHESTER????? Hmmmmm.
Much love -
Auntie *
ps. PAWS are NOT to be placed on the computer keyboard at anytime. NEVER.....NEVER......NEVER.
