When women spice it up - joke/adult content

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Star*, May 8, 2008.

  1. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Three women . . .
    one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are
    chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.
    That night all three would wear a leather bodice S&M style,
    stilettos and a mask over their eyes.

    After a few days they meet again.
    The engaged girlfriend said:
    "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home,
    he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask.
    He said, "You are The woman of my life, I love you.
    Then we made love all night long."

    The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office.
    I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over
    my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat,
    he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night."

    The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids
    to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready,
    leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.
    My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller
    and a beer, and said,

    "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
  2. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Active Member Staff Member