Why God created kids part 2......also a funny

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by mstang67chic, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,
    don't be hard on yourself.

    If God had trouble raising children,
    what makes you think it would be
    a piece of cake for you ?


    1. You spend the first two years of their life
    teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend
    the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

    2. Grandchildren are God's reward
    for not killing your own children.

    3. Mothers of teens now know why
    some animals eat their young.

    4. Children seldom misquote you.

    In fact,
    they usually repeat word for word
    what you shouldn't have said.

    5. The main purpose of holding children's parties
    is to remind yourself that there are children
    more awful than your own.

    6. We childproofed our homes,
    but they are still getting in.
  2. Big Bad Kitty

    Big Bad Kitty lolcat

    I like #5 the best!!
  3. meowbunny

    meowbunny New Member

    I totally relate to #3!
  4. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    1 and 2 are my favorites. :rofl:

    Although I can totally relate to #3.
  5. I'm going crazy!!!

    I'm going crazy!!! New Member

    #1 is my favorite and #5 is my child's reason for being invited in the first place

    I have a memo pad that says "If the kids are still alive at the end of the day, then I'VE DONE MY JOB" that's me
  6. ScentofCedar

    ScentofCedar New Member

  7. Star*

    Star* call 911........call 911

    Quote: #5 is my child's reason for being invited in the first place

    LOL - :rofl:

    Yup -