a difficult child joke

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by antsmom, Apr 4, 2007.

  1. Sunlight

    Sunlight Active Member

    A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? "

    "Is your daddy home?" he asked.

    " Yes ," whispered the small voice.

    May I talk with him?"

    The child whispered, " No ."

    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ."

    "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

    " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

    " No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?"

    " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.

    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

    " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

    Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ."

    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME ."
  2. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

  3. livinginazoo

    livinginazoo New Member

    Thanks I needed a laugh!
  4. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Grandpa

  5. crazymama30

    crazymama30 Active Member

    Too good, is it true? :rofl: :rofl:
  6. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    :rofl: :rofl:

    Good belly laugh at the end of a very long day.
  7. saving grace

    saving grace New Member


  8. Wiped Out

    Wiped Out Well-Known Member Staff Member

  9. Stella Johnson

    Stella Johnson Active Member

    Sounds like my difficult child :rofl:

  10. ScentofCedar

    ScentofCedar New Member


    That is JUST what a difficult child would do ~ including answering the phone!


  11. TerryJ2

    TerryJ2 Well-Known Member

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! :smile: