I am so proud of your self control. You are such a kind person. An angel to be exact. Who else could have resisted those temptations? You done good. (teeheeheee)
Oh, and if you did do those things, I would be just as proud of you for helping make the world a better place by making certain people live up to the law. In fact, since you didn't do those things and don't plan on it, you can pm me names and addresses and I will make sure justice is done. Yep, that's it, you are innocent - I am guilty.