I'm warped
- Thread starter TerryJ2
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Nomad
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I think its called "gallows humor."
I've had those moments. If I were you, I would refrain from saying this stuff to outsiders. Some of them might think you've gone
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by the way, better to laugh than to cry. Also, when the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolate for breakfast.
I've had those moments. If I were you, I would refrain from saying this stuff to outsiders. Some of them might think you've gone
.by the way, better to laugh than to cry. Also, when the going gets tough, the tough eat chocolate for breakfast.
gcvmom
Here we go again!
Twisted, tweaked, cracked, screwy, whacked, crazy... yeah, I think that about sums it up! Welcome to the club
Speaking of Victoria's Secret.... This past weekend I found two "Where do babies come from?" books and a Victoria's Secret shoppping bag with a holiday motif (scantily clad babes in Santa costumes) under difficult child 1's bed. I'd accidentally walked in his room a few nights earlier and he was intensely focused on one of the books... he was embarrassed, I was embarrassed. I have to learn to knock!
But as for that STORE, I really HATE the in-your-face sexuality it pushes. I don't even like walking by their display windows in the mall, especially with the kids in tow. And of course, they have a very prominent and central location in the mall ...
Speaking of Victoria's Secret.... This past weekend I found two "Where do babies come from?" books and a Victoria's Secret shoppping bag with a holiday motif (scantily clad babes in Santa costumes) under difficult child 1's bed. I'd accidentally walked in his room a few nights earlier and he was intensely focused on one of the books... he was embarrassed, I was embarrassed. I have to learn to knock!
But as for that STORE, I really HATE the in-your-face sexuality it pushes. I don't even like walking by their display windows in the mall, especially with the kids in tow. And of course, they have a very prominent and central location in the mall ...
Lothlorien
Active Member
I think Abbey might need those.....give the neighbors something to gawk at, while she's having her morning ciggy.
Abbey
Spork Queen
Loth...you just HAD to say that!!
by the way...I DO have some nice panties, not all grannies. I just am picky about when I wear them.
In fact, I think I'm going out RIGHT NOW with a pretty pair on. (Why do they call it a pair when it's really just one item? Things I ponder.)
Abbey
Star*
call 911........call 911
(has no doubts Terry is warped) welcome to the club
I went from sexy thongs to safety underwear - you know the kind that are so big if you HAD to jump from a plane you could use your underpants for a parachute.
OH OH -
WHAT do you suppose Geronimo said when he jumped out of a plane???
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I went from sexy thongs to safety underwear - you know the kind that are so big if you HAD to jump from a plane you could use your underpants for a parachute.
OH OH -
WHAT do you suppose Geronimo said when he jumped out of a plane???
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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flutterbee
Guest
Terry, it sounds like you fit right in.
Lothlorien
Active Member
Of course.....do we let anything slide on this board?
I hear ya Star.....I knows the bloomers you talkin bout.
I hear ya Star.....I knows the bloomers you talkin bout.
tinamarie1
Member
speaking of panties...i had to explain to easy child the other day that girls have 2 kinds of panties. the not so pretty ones that are worn during that time of the month and your nice ones can be worn at all other times. she looked at me like i was off my rocker.
Hound dog
Nana's are Beautiful
Yep. She'll learn.
Terry, I'd most likely have handed it to easy child or difficult child. *snort* But then I've always had a warped sense of humor.
Nichole's panties by the way...........OMG please! Why does she even bother with them? Their hardly more than a string, even in the front. I go to wash them and I start cracking up. I just can't help it.
Abbey
Spork Queen
First of all Terry, you NEVER open yourself up on this site as being warped. You will probably have several (unnamed) who will second your opinion.
I, personally, have taken the 'pantie' issue to a new level. I've just started wearing my husband's boxers. Now THAT'S a sexy sight.
Abbey
I, personally, have taken the 'pantie' issue to a new level. I've just started wearing my husband's boxers. Now THAT'S a sexy sight.
Abbey
gcvmom
Here we go again!
So Abbey, does that mean you'll reciprocate for husband? I mean, it's only fair you let him wear your granny panties if you're gonna wear his boxers...
Abbey
Spork Queen
Now THAT would be a sight. He and his big old beer belly in a thong. I think I'd faint.
Abbey
Star*
call 911........call 911
Okay JUST HOW RICH ARE you guys that you have 2 sets of underpants?
WOW am I out of my league here or what? I'm sewing the elastic back into mine so that if I do bend over someone doesn't think it would be cute to snap the elastic and get knocked out - so essentially sewing my underpants saves lives.
DF did the bra strap thing ONE time - ONE.
WOW am I out of my league here or what? I'm sewing the elastic back into mine so that if I do bend over someone doesn't think it would be cute to snap the elastic and get knocked out - so essentially sewing my underpants saves lives.
DF did the bra strap thing ONE time - ONE.
TerryJ2
Well-Known Member
Okay JUST HOW RICH ARE you guys that you have 2 sets of underpants?
Hey, no problemo. Just send me a self-addressed stamped envelope and I'll mail you 2 free pair of painties. No telling where they came from though, except that difficult child had something to do with-it ...
Hey, no problemo. Just send me a self-addressed stamped envelope and I'll mail you 2 free pair of painties. No telling where they came from though, except that difficult child had something to do with-it ...
