Big Bad Kitty
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I've been 75% packed and ready to move for 2 weeks. I thought I was moving last weekend, at the beginning of the month.
Well everything was not ready yet. No problem. I went out and bought just enough food to get Tink and me through one more week.
I made my calls diligently this week, which was no easy task. I'm one of those people who hates making phone calls. I freeze and say stupid things.
I got a hold of Lorraine who said that Norma screwed up and should not have done what she did so soon. I said I TOLD her that, she was jumping the gun. So now someone had to tell Rita that it was being pushed back. I call Norma. Of course, Norma is a mousey little puffy cloud of a woman and she has phone fright worse than me. "Oh I wouldn't dream of calling Rita. She might be mad at me". Thanks, toots, leave me to call her and explain your screw up.
I call Rita. She says that she still never got the OK from Lorraine. I call Lorraine back. I really hate calling Lorraine. She answers the phone on speaker. I hate that. I pass the message to Lorraine, who fianlly gets a hold of Rita, and that gets straightened out.
I call Norma and tell her that everything is set and thta I should be able to move this weekend. No, now SHE needs confirmation from Lorraine. I tell her that she needs to call her. You ready for this? "well you seem to have the magic touch and you seem to get through to her easier. You call her."
So I do. AGAIN.
She calls Norma. We are good to go! Now we have to set up movers. Norma tells me that the moving truck is available tomorrow, but not Saturday.
TOMORROW? Are you kidding me?
"Well, you were in such a hurry to move, I figured you would be ready."
I explain to her that I need to set up getting the pads hung in the elevator. I am flipping her off over the phone as I tell her this.
So now I have to call Georgia. Who says that Rita already set them up to pad the elevators for me on Saturday. Come on. I never told Rita to do that. And I have no movers for Saturday. Georgia says she will see what shew can do and get back to me. I call Norma back and she says the same.
Now it is 5 and everyone is going home. I don't know whether to pack up everything else or go jump off a bridge. I have not changed over my utilities or anything.
This rubs.
Well everything was not ready yet. No problem. I went out and bought just enough food to get Tink and me through one more week.
I made my calls diligently this week, which was no easy task. I'm one of those people who hates making phone calls. I freeze and say stupid things.
I got a hold of Lorraine who said that Norma screwed up and should not have done what she did so soon. I said I TOLD her that, she was jumping the gun. So now someone had to tell Rita that it was being pushed back. I call Norma. Of course, Norma is a mousey little puffy cloud of a woman and she has phone fright worse than me. "Oh I wouldn't dream of calling Rita. She might be mad at me". Thanks, toots, leave me to call her and explain your screw up.
I call Rita. She says that she still never got the OK from Lorraine. I call Lorraine back. I really hate calling Lorraine. She answers the phone on speaker. I hate that. I pass the message to Lorraine, who fianlly gets a hold of Rita, and that gets straightened out.
I call Norma and tell her that everything is set and thta I should be able to move this weekend. No, now SHE needs confirmation from Lorraine. I tell her that she needs to call her. You ready for this? "well you seem to have the magic touch and you seem to get through to her easier. You call her."
So I do. AGAIN.
She calls Norma. We are good to go! Now we have to set up movers. Norma tells me that the moving truck is available tomorrow, but not Saturday.
TOMORROW? Are you kidding me?
"Well, you were in such a hurry to move, I figured you would be ready."
I explain to her that I need to set up getting the pads hung in the elevator. I am flipping her off over the phone as I tell her this.
So now I have to call Georgia. Who says that Rita already set them up to pad the elevators for me on Saturday. Come on. I never told Rita to do that. And I have no movers for Saturday. Georgia says she will see what shew can do and get back to me. I call Norma back and she says the same.
Now it is 5 and everyone is going home. I don't know whether to pack up everything else or go jump off a bridge. I have not changed over my utilities or anything.
This rubs.