Oh MB, I'll take yours. Make sure when Mr. Pothead gets there, you lock up anything of value. He has a tendency to believe "What's mine is mine and what's yours is mine." He will, of course, be driving the pimp mobile down. husband has made sure it's in good working order. He won't be home a lot. Most of the time he is out doing stuff with people named Nobody, Somebody, and Someone. His boss seems to like him, so I'm sure he can find a job easily. He will do laundry and dishes. He will also cook, but leaves a mess behind when he does. He will also get up early on most days---but he makes a lot of noise, so if you want to sleep in, forget it.
Yours can move into his room. I hope she won't mind the smokey smell, the thousands of "kicks" that are around, the holes in the wall tastefully covered with Bob Marley and scantily clad clothing. The few soda cans and candy wrapper will probably help make it look better.