Ummm.... Parker?
From one Canuck to another... American football fans are not to be messed with. As you may have noticed.
And while your sig doesn't even give away your Canuck status... being a Stamps fan even pegs your province (or at least, the fact that you've lived there at some point)... or at least the fact that you live west of the Ontario border... just sayin'.
Cars? Well... that depends on whether you're talking REAL cars, or not. Anybody with money can get a set of luxury wheels. But real cars... REAL cars... well, there's not a man in our house who isn't stir-crazy over cars - and when it comes to cars, we're ALL "men".