Guess what! Walmart has SPORKS!!!!! And, if I remember correctly, they look amazingly like the one what's his name (Sparky? no....um....carp...dark curly hair and glasses) taunts you with. husband wouldn't let me buy one but I may have to sneak back. Although....the color selection wasn't the greatest. Go check your Walmart! They were in the aisle with the bbq/camping utensils. Big plastic ones with a cutting edge on one end and they come in COLORS!!!!