crazy pants salesperson

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Steely, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. Steely

    Steely Active Member

    Today the moving company sales guy came over. I was in my sweats, hair not brushed, junk ALL over the floor from moving, dishes not done. He looks in every nasty area of my house to see how many boxes I needed. I kept apologizing about how messy it was, etc.

    Anyway he left - and now he just called me back.
    He asks me "Uh, I was just wondering if you and I had "some connection" - cuz it seems like we kinda did."
    I said "No, I guess not, because I noticed you were married!!!!"
    He says "well, if you don't find me being married a problem give me a call."
  2. CrazyinVA

    CrazyinVA Well-Known Member Staff Member

    lmao.. well, at least you know you've "still got it" ... ;-)
  3. Shari

    Shari IsItFridayYet?

  4. hearts and roses

    hearts and roses Mind Reader

    Holy Moly!! Now that takes cohones. :surprise:
  5. klmno

    klmno Active Member


    Darn, it's always those little problems that get in the way isn't it?
  6. Hound dog

    Hound dog Nana's are Beautiful

    Wow. A guy who finds you attractive in sweats and unbrushed hair. Holy Moly, girl you've majorly still got it! LOL

    Of course.........I wonder if he realizes he can probably be fired for such a phone call? So? Obviously not very bright. Was he at least decent looking? Asking cuz I've as yet to have a decent looking mover.......unless you count sister in law and his friends and yeah, can't even go there nor would want to.......ewww. lol

    Enjoy the compliment. :)
  7. KTMom91

    KTMom91 Well-Known Member

    Wow,'re totally hot!
  8. rejectedmom

    rejectedmom New Member

    UG! what an idiot he is thinking a smart lady like you would go for a married guy. But at least you know that you are still gonna get hits. -RM
  9. Steely

    Steely Active Member

    Yea, he was cute actually, cuz he was a salesmen, not a mover, lol.......but still. He obviously just wanted to have a one time fling since I'm moving and he'll never see me again. You know who wants strings when you are married. What a pig.

    Oh well, I will take it as compliment.:redface: (Although it was a bit creepy in retrospect.)
  10. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    You see things are changing!!! You are drawing the men in, with your new found attitude!!!
    Watch out AZ!

    I'll never forget when husband and first got married, the poor guy started getting hit on all of the time!

    He had no idea how to react. Of course he was flattered, but he would come home grumbling, "Where were all of these women when I was single?"

    He even had a girl that we knew who was going through a divorce sit on his lap, when he was watching a basketball game at a bar with some of his guy friends.

    He was so scared, he jumped up... his friends laughed so hard and made fun of him for months!!! They even came home and told on him!

    Hey you are just racking up the good karma left and right.

    Could you imagine, "Yeah, baby come on over, let's get it on!"
    You in your sweats, hair all over the place... boxes strewn about!
    I guess you couldn't destroy the place! ;)
    What a jerk, but a compliment non the less! :)
    hot mamma
  11. Star*

    Star* call 911

    I dunno -

    CAN YOU GET A DISCOUT? :hellosoldier:

    HOT STEEL:youarehot:
    HOT STEEL:devil:

    tsssssssssssssssss :you_go_girl:

    You know of course this means he'll KNOW where you live - :faint:
  12. Steely

    Steely Active Member

    You know toto.............I actually have noticed men acting differently towards me. It is like my mojo is back, and I did not even know it!!! I am a horrible flirter, and I get all flustered, probably much like your husband. I guess I better practice. Hmmmmmmmm............(tapping fingers quietly)
  13. susiestar

    susiestar Roll With It

    You have the mojo working with-o even trying?? DANG, girl, you got what it takes!!!

    While this IS a compliment, call the national office of the moving company and tell them about this. Not only can you get a discount, but they will appreciate the head's up. not only is it unprofessional, but you never know what a whack job the guy is in the rest of his life. Esp since he now knows where you live (and what you have) AND where you are moving to.

    NOT something that inspires confidence in the moving company, and TOTALLY something corporate should know. because he may be doing this to ALL his female clients.
  14. mstang67chic

    mstang67chic Going Green

    I work with a guy who would say (in a cheesy imitation of what I can only imagine to be cheesy porn music)

    Wow wow chicka chicka wow wow!


    You still got it!!

    But yeah, call the company and register a complaint. You just never know anymore.
  15. 1905

    1905 Well-Known Member

    Oh god, what a loser!!! (How cute was he?............just kidding)
  16. Andy

    Andy Active Member

    OMG! Wait until AFTER he helps you load a ton of heavy boxes into the moving van and then say, "Yep, my friends were right - a good husband is worth his weight in lifting boxes. Tell your wife thank you for letting me test that out for her. And oh yeah, I am certain we don't have a 'connection', I can't see any use past the picking up the boxes for me."
  17. Steely

    Steely Active Member

    You guys are the best. Thanks for making me laugh ~ I am glad I will have you no matter where I go.

    PS. He was pretty cute - (obviously - since I evidently checked his hand to see if he had a wedding band) Bad me, very, very bad.