So unemployment hasn't decided if I get unemployment yet. Okay - and Foodstamps hasn't decided if I get them yet -OH wait - yes they did - I applied 3 weeks ago and they didn't make them retro. Just March. GOLLY. Sigh - Messed out of another week of something. Love it! So DF and I drive to WALMART (OH I detest Walmart with a passion) Usually we do rock, paper, scissor and the looser best 3 out of 5 takes the list and the debit card. Today we tortured each other and went together. Dog food, gallon of milk, coffee creamer, then gone. Get the milk, get the creamer, and then we go down the dog food aisle. We're looking at the prices of the 40lb bags of kibble, the words just slipped out of my mouth "WHAT THE H>LL?" in reference to the prices. DF's head snapped around and so did this other lady...(exhale, oh the shame - too late for me to cover it up with "WHAT? THAT's SWELL!) I'm a marked woman. Cursing in the Walmart. (drats) and the look on DF's face was just - well - rolling eyes, shaking his head....his woman the local potty-mouth. I'm left standing there with this woman making tch tch tch noises, thinking Hey lady what are you the gum Nazi? "Dirty mouth? Clean it up!" No Orbit for you. So we push on towards the rest of our excursion and we're through the clothes. I turn around wishing I could shove socks in my mouth - and there behind me is DF with a package of Hanes football socks....lol. I just chuckled out loud and he said "What?" So I asked "Those for me and my Tourettes syndrome? - I mean we haven't even gotten to the Peanut butter yet - I heard it's nearly $7.00 a jar." and he said "You're SH(*%$)(* me." At which time I took the razor knife from my belt and asked him which color he wanted to put in HIS filthy mouth?" Actually he hadn't meant the socks for me - he was pricing them for himself. ahem. So Mothers Be warned - Walmart may not be a place you want to take your young children without earbuds, earplugs or headphones......because the prices are enough to cause even the normally most mild of people to go running for the listerine or scope. And don't even get me started on those THIN SKINNY BOXES OF cereal......or .89 apples.