Hi family..... Okay we were talking OUTRAGEOUS.....and I'm going to let you in on why I can laugh at everything. Today difficult child leaves. I cleaned his room, gathered up all the laundry and started washing his stuff to be ready for Wed ....and he came home at 7:30, went to his room. Came out and blew his mouth off about WHO's BEEN IN MY room. Gosh yes....who went in the den of crap and sorted, picked up YOUR clothes and washed and dried them. Jerk. Then just moments ago.....he was walking down the hall with my starch, sizing and iron. I asked him WHY did he get into my stuff again? He threw a fit...and I said I have an iron FOR YOU here. (hand him my old but still good iron) and I told him he was NOT going to touch my ironing board. Sooo......(and this you wouldn't belive) but I have pictures. He took (oh Gosh I can't believe it) HE took the dresser in his room (tall with 5 drawers) and (cripes is my life surreal? He took the dresser, took out ALL the drawers, laid the dresser on HIS bed sideways so the side is the to and ironed his pants on it. You betcha I took pictures.....NO one that is involved in his case belives me when I tell them this stuff. No one but maybe a few of you here. And the music in his room is so loud, and bass is up...and I can't hear myself think and he's slamming doors, yelling at me....and after I took pictures he comes in MY office with the dang thing...and starts to put HIS dresser together in MY office saying "YOU KNEW I WAS DOING THAT - you DIDN"T HAVE TO TAKE PICTURES and GET DAD - you are the firestarter here Mom, YOU, you antagonize me to no end I can't belive you went IN MY ROOM and Then ARrrrrrr you are a (censored). I sat in my office and said....very calmly. If you don't get the dresser out of my office I WILL call the sherrif and violate your probation. And kept typing an email. But I stopped the email to post this to you all. Yes Janet...he's a budding sociopath, but I've been told a lot of functional people are. I don't believe it. C'mon Wednesday.....I can feel a stroke coming on. Even amidst the laughter. I'm going to stroke out. Taking a pill as we speak. Thinking calm thoughts. Going into my head and doing therapy tactics. Ohmmmmmmmm Ohmmmmmmmmmmm. (ohm) Anyone?