Lady's Yearly Exam

Discussion in 'The Watercooler' started by Nomad, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. Nomad

    Nomad Guest


    I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with
    certain basics."How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The
    nurse put me on the scale.It turns out my weight is 180.

    The nurse asked, "Your height?" "5 foot 4," I said. The nurse checked and
    saw that I only measure 5' 2".

    She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

    "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and
    slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

    She put me on Prozac. What a bxtch!

  2. gcvmom

    gcvmom Here we go again!

  3. WhymeMom?

    WhymeMom? No real answers to life..

    We must go to the same doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still think that nurse had her foot on the scale..........
  4. totoro

    totoro Mom? What's a GFG?

    Bxch is right!!!
    Is this what I have to look forward to on Wednesday?
    I am 6 months late for my yearly! LOL Last year when I went in August I had not gone since N was born!
    The office has called my 2x's now, I broke down and made the apt.
  5. Star*

    Star* call 911


    OMG Now I'm trying to figure out how to cover that LOL at work......