Everywoman....pm that to me please. Thanks a load.
Speaking of load.....I mean....this kid. Maybe it's the part of my sanity that has ran away with the spoon or could be that I'm genetically predisposed to laugh when things get too overwhelming.
I spent our last therapy session somewhere between laughing out loud and biting my tongue. NO not at the same time- that would make me sound like Precious Pup. Remember that cartoon dog that had that sneaky laugh? Yeah that one. I'll tell ya'll if I get ANY stronger. I believe God never gives you more than you can handle. With that said, I'm looking for my heavenly tiara to be so heavy I'll just have to wear a blinking sign over my halo that says "See my tiara, laiden with jewels at the museum of tough Moms." And it will be there next to my rhino skin suit and broken CD board mug.
Remember those little sayings on shirts: Heaven doesn't want me and Heck is afraid I'll take over? Yeah...(said while nodding with both eyes left, looking up to the corner of my room) I am beginning to think that since I was already married to Satan, survived, got out and lived to get my kid and go on...that HE has plans for me. But what? I did the Rick Warren study series and everyone else left the room going "Well I know what on earth I am here for." and I left thinking "I still don't have a clue, did anyone else get indigestion from that spaghetti sauce?" Did I miss it again? I wasn't paying at the right time and I got an extra helping of (echoing voice saying) YOU will have 3 more years of hardship.
(exhale) purse lips, twist face and try to find the humor in it all. Modern Day Job...that's what I should have made my new name out to be, cause I'm telling ya. Job? No offense but God didn't love you as much as he loves me otherwise YOU would have raised this kid. Shhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeez.
Thanks for the encouragement. And the love. I need a hug. I need a strong seamstress and a cape. Why the seamstress? Have you seen me lately? Do you honestly think I'd fit into my Wonderwoman costume looking like this?
And now the dresser is an ironing board. ??? Laughing like a hyenna.
Hugs
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