Ya know girl...this has nothing to do with cheese balls or chicken fried anything. It has EVERYTHING to do with R.E.S.P.E.C.T. or lack thereof.
My thoughts are this - I am sure that when I was pregnant or post pregnant with Dude it was stressful beyond stressful. I had severe post-partum depression, didn't sleep for nearly 72 hours and saw bugs coming out of the wall, got slapped by my Mother literally for being hysterical about the bugs, and finally went to sleep for a day and 1/2.
I'm not sure if anyone ate anything. I know they fed Dude whatever at that time- but couldn't tell you what. x was no where to be found for nearly 2 weeks. x mother in law and my Mom took turns watching Dude. It was nuts. So as far as lil miss witch? I'm not sticking up for her - but it could be hormonal induced rudeness in this particular instance coupled with lack of money and tons of stress from not having a clue how to parent a difficult child female. Sounds like Hailey is a handfull and a half. Obsessed with genetalia huh? Not like someone else in her family is she? (do not give me that look Janet)
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Was the girl rude? Hell yeah. Is she a witch? You betcha. Was the remark about the cleft chin beyond stupid? (okay thats a no brainer) but seriously? Is there anything at this point that she says sensible? ..mmmmm(looks around) nnnnnope. (emphasis on the p-make the pop sound) Can't fix stupid. Why dont' you just tell marble brains if she gets a plunger and sticks it on his chin and pulls it will come out just like at pop a dent? DUH....OMG is she for real?? And if Hailey's gfgness is genetic? It's genetic. Whatcha gonna do? Nuttin honey. Just stay in NC....(kinda answers the question about movin' ta VA don't it?) yeah - boi. er....girl. (thank you God - I'd never get to see her if she moved THERE...grrr)
Soooo as far as THanksgiving goes...Come friggin here. I think---I'm going to cater the entire event. I'll even have a kids table. At the adult table You can choose between a #1 Big mac, #2 Quarter Pounder with Cheese...#3 Fish Filet...(oh behave) and at the kids table it's just chicken nuggets and fries....they never want a burger anyway.
For dessert - it's cookies and sundaes....
Takes ALL the work out of staying up the night before.....
And Halie and her witchie mommie would be so happy. I think just for kicks I'm going to boil some new crop peanuts and have a turkey in the pnut oil...
- We'll have that with all the fixins!
Or you can come with me to the homeless shelter and sling hash -
Either way - everyone will be happy!
Then you and I will go see a movie....or something...play cards.....theres a lake here ya know. You can get a day pass.
I'd no more let her ruin the birth of my grandson that I would eat a moon pie off a locker room floor. She's just moody and miserable---and she's there and you are HOME and you have grands that love you and friends that love you and a Tony that loves you ---and she can just get glad in the same pants she got all mad and pregnant in. Her loss - you're an awesome mother in law....So THERE.
Neyah.
Tossing McFrigginNuggets at ya baby!