Wait.......
Is this TWO BROOMS telling YOU that her......YOUR.......no wait.....start over.....
Is this your EX husbands Mother telling you that HER son's soon to be wife (the one that went around with the bling ring) is NOW having 2nd thoughts about marrying him?
Forgive me but Ripleys wouldn't even have a Believe it or Not category for this band of miscreants.
AND......(inhale)
She(she being whacky girl, soon to be your ex husbands new wife's next ex wife) is asking (wait I have to go back to the top of your post to get this straight) your husbands cousin who was recently played (and by played I assume you mean flirted not so discretely in a sexual way) for ADVICE on how to get you (the woman who she has annoyed, antagonized, demonized, attacked at school through teachers, and faculty, and with your family, friends, the town, even at the diner with that tacky p.o.s. ring the size of a Cadillac hubcap?, tortured mentally your children and flustered your very essence as a woman) yet NOW wants to get ADVICE from you ......wait a minute.....( carry the one add the...) about the guy who is your x and her future ex? Because now after months and months and months of being the single most annoying idget on the planet SHE WANTS shed of him?
(exhale)
Yeah......I think I'd tell her something like.........
Well darlin' I think if you came home in a Victorias Secret Nightgown, stood on the porch holding a 12 pack of Bud in one hand and a fishing pole and a bait bucket in the other and had the preacher right behind you and took that enormously huge ring, and shoved it in his face and said ----"LETS GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW.....and then go on a camping trip and honey moon?" He'd head for the hills.....knowing full well that he'd go for the 12 pack and bait bucket? She'd never quit thanking you for the great advice.
Honestly? This witch is past a broom. SHE gets a pitchfork.