Witz " so you can hang with the dogs by butt sniffing. That's weird.
ILoveMySon " Pardon Moi….but what are we if we aren't 'real life'? Mashed taters????
This is a hoot.
I don't eat condiments. No Ketchup, mustard, mayo, salad dressing, etc. Ewwww. But if I'm home ahone in the privacy of my own house, I'll use applesauce as a replacement for just about all of those (chips in apple sauce, dip a grilled cheese in it, dip fish sticks in it…..basically anything.)
My nephew has 2 thumbs.
I told my mom at Thanksgiving that my grandma would not be with us for Christmas. She died on December 21 in her home of a massive stroke as she walked down her hallway. The next year, I told her that my other grandma would not be spending another Christmas with us, but it was a different feeling " she wasn't going to die. She, too, suffered a stroke within 2 months and has been in a nursing home since with no interest in joining the family for holidays.
I like to make sequined and beaded Christmas stockings.
I stole Kevin Ritz's, pitcher for the Colorado Rockies, little sister's boyfriend in high school.
I was in the pasture in gum boots, a t-shirt, and my undies trying to catch running horses while one was attacked by what was deemed by the state to be a cougar.